Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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