Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Randomize
