this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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