I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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