lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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