My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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