There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
We got so high we made milksteak
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
