He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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