i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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