Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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