Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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