I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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