So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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