names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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