He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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