he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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