I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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