You're my little dorito
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
No subtext here. People are naked.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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