how can u be prego again
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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