Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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