how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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