Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i drank out of a bidet.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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