You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
