I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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