How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I would fuck him just for his dog
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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