Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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