Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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