I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
In America we eat man semen.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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