He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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