do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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