Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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