I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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