i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
