i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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