butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
