Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
