I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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