We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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