Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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