you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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