I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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