Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Mom said you looked used
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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