I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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