Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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