I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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