It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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