If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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