Don't you send me to vm
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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