I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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