Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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