dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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