if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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