If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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